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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ( c- D5 B# A C
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ! Q( |8 [3 {8 z9 E* l9 m. x6 k
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 6 b) L- z) M- b* y) U- i+ m
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 6 ~9 d4 _1 I* t2 C5 y9 O
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/ h; q& _9 G" X$ F He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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4 f- p6 D( X$ V8 ^5 d" v1 i 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & M1 c) `0 Z' J& _
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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% F8 t6 ~5 _6 P9 J3 q& Y He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ! k3 t$ A! q( B6 Y4 G8 ?1 h! h
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 7 B: Z I. x; F0 x( F
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