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5 \* t% w' c) I: M9 wWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.5 y# `, @* `# {% z
2. Mostly to clean the house. 6 M; P) y, W; |' j o+ P' c
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. $ x. u d* i: G4 p6 Z5 U
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How did God make mothers?
$ d% q3 ?4 m- J1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.; j, U4 @: W+ U( X* P
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
4 e. `4 e/ _4 A. w3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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m) f I- }1 KWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
4 |7 \$ N% h) P7 Z7 M0 z1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
4 T/ d) q8 y- x6 J, I H6 W0 X6 ]6 Z2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. / V2 H5 L2 {& }/ P9 I
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( F' u! p$ T o/ G: A3 C) V; Y- z6 l1. We're related.* W; M+ s* l) W* v( u
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 3 a/ L3 \0 v0 o3 j6 z9 g7 J0 l
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 9 ~7 t v" d# a; D* J
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
- p. W$ \" l6 w. O2 c6 F" V3. They say she used to be nice. 5 B, B5 P$ y G. o9 d* ]' A
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
; q7 x' f9 N- i" ]' z4 ~) B' c1. His last name.
0 a% D2 F7 ^5 e5 t! S7 y8 v2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?. Q8 F! h. Q6 a, Z0 c+ y
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 2 n3 r$ x- F+ W; g0 ~6 k& T2 `
7 j4 c5 `! I" J. \Why did your mom marry your dad?
) @+ C2 I R5 f0 g% \ n! Y. B1 j1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
$ u( p. q+ J# @/ I2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3 Q9 l" s. \' V# ]1 ]! q( j3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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8 G9 [9 F1 h1 o; t1 y+ B3 z8 c+ aWho's the boss at your house?
- w: j5 C" O6 B* U0 V1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ; O; T2 ^! K1 b% h6 Z
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
, f0 Q3 e: f8 i) A2 h, i3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. / t, Y! l. x" \4 i% n- t; }2 N$ @5 v
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
: e4 Q" W/ J: ~% w; F5 m" A5 B1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
5 h. v2 S$ d8 a( k8 f, y2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.* M! S# G B* i4 c! o4 w: r, i/ x
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
3 T' h `/ |* v6 F& L4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
( ?1 ~" {3 Z) r# ?( H1. Mothers don't do spare time.
8 E" y7 b t6 p6 X: }2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? V, T7 d: G" W: N% x9 e
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
( s, t" j1 q, c. Q2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. & _+ |7 I* b5 o* }% C. H$ M
/ k/ B5 L+ n$ {If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? - o' d' l1 e4 i% u. n% d2 e+ D
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
% L6 N* I; W8 ^$ l2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
0 r8 l/ }2 Y1 P% [6 w3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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