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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ! |$ P# \7 g5 s
) i2 D% l [" {1 d7 R5 gThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* k; o8 O8 W) j! g
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," F$ O3 }: o5 S$ h/ c7 A) I
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never/ r5 b* g! x& c
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 a3 V2 i7 i B* a% V1 Y" ~9 ]& ]0 K
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 U8 Q8 O* W7 m/ p/ v2 \all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 g# X9 l0 G" j, f
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ t* F5 [0 @' t2 G2 Q6 u5 D
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in, w* |% K8 a' [1 O; J
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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