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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) Y) T9 @# T$ c, [$ h% b; f* AMaria: Here it is.
- n, [8 U o" D6 ]( L. _$ RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! V' S- E8 v% G' {1 HClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 p' o/ G: `! c
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - O0 _9 D+ v1 x
+ |. d. ~0 j0 H) I: Z( ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - A, R9 w$ N3 E5 c7 \. r( r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + ?4 F/ z+ l8 w2 O; l/ _/ E
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 O# H2 W e; p# _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 `8 Y7 L4 i4 n) j( f7 @4 Q
0 f7 h: U$ @4 {3 l2 L% C6 E* i hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( M3 \) e3 j/ v) o( S8 I/ rDonald: H I J K L M N O. ) b7 @, W# q8 h
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 R- Q3 `4 ]6 e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " E x- o* ~0 \; S* R
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 G- q3 c8 W3 K9 zWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 ~& d. G5 c% OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 U5 @* w+ F* d- Q8 N/ x: @) E3 q
; m' W& m/ V K5 m7 K7 P1 N4 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 a T9 k' e$ i" t* H
Millie: I is... 5 w5 b2 N+ V3 e4 B" e( H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 q! G" V. ]7 O. J* N7 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 S! y) }& O9 J5 E; C3 [9 U9 F4 e
" `( Z7 C1 W# }% a5 hTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( L j9 g$ {( V1 w- b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 `, l' `6 w$ r* R* P n& I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! W& ]- u- Q. XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 o0 ?. @2 X X5 J- j; l( w* A2 \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % q+ [: g" z% p3 x
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ u5 u. V6 }! F- a
Harold: A teacher $ A6 l+ z5 I* M8 {
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