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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt., Q" Q! ?- o9 Y% L) T8 d
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."/ \+ L" t$ ^- J' e5 {1 M! ?; }0 p
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."# ]+ a6 T% |% Y8 m7 k( H7 G: s6 [
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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