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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 6 A* {+ a ^% D1 d% Q8 `- V
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”4 y+ A& ]! m& ^6 b3 {
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”* F$ q, `3 s; @1 _
' e8 b- ^- p. {4 }9 t, U”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”0 ~- g2 o2 x: ^* O$ ?2 _
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5 P5 r5 a' e( [9 \The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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