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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 2 Y5 J v2 R6 ~4 g6 K; ~* f
3 v0 o' y8 o. F4 \/ P0 zGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) i j) J; J3 Q7 o' o3 [" x) |1 H
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. * o) ?; p n% K- Z, @9 @+ i
George: Great. Lay it on me.
& \ b" `4 f* a! }Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. - [2 _( n: `8 L- G) x
George: That's what I want to know. ; m( i8 Z# B8 m D' _
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ! c; a; @! y! d$ r2 z5 T) V
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- |; A3 S, S; F/ @5 h; s* aCondi: Yes. / ^) q& _7 h) E4 X+ V- g
George: I mean the fellow's name.
" w& \, y2 f: o( x, ZCondi: Hu. . z4 ?+ t) M6 j6 t3 g* _
George: The guy in China.
7 |6 v( I6 J/ kCondi: Hu.
8 v" B5 i# f/ v- K* bGeorge: The new leader of China. / c. {% W7 I! x/ `- u/ T# z& L
Condi: Hu.
% e' S S" Y |6 ]3 sGeorge: The Chinaman!
1 n6 v) y- B7 U6 x% ZCondi: Hu is leading China. ' _( q; J, E# H( f% Y3 n7 `: [
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
' C% W* I% v, f: Y) KCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
7 h5 T. \* C5 f9 S( R9 ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
# Z# K$ V5 D* R/ f2 GCondi: That's the man's name.
) l! r9 b. x4 w$ vGeorge: That's who's name?
: }8 W3 b# l& Z+ b" ~8 _/ TCondi: Yes.
8 @- a3 z0 d# A* ^) a. }George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
! S0 p; C* Z; `Condi: Yes, sir.
; J' u' c7 G8 L3 jGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ( s' g# Z! W3 O
Condi: That's correct.
! D* w1 |$ j1 K' RGeorge: Then who is in China? 7 T, Z2 @1 i3 m
Condi: Yes, sir.
; M1 N9 w. G+ }$ B9 h+ t jGeorge: Yassir is in China?
]/ [2 G+ r/ ~$ L; J5 b! c% w! ICondi: No, sir. " G1 w0 ^: J6 ?* \* Y: g
George: Then who is?
8 E$ n$ [$ |7 I$ P4 o- b; N& ]7 n# KCondi: Yes, sir. 0 U; p, ^, M( S, [, T$ l3 q
George: Yassir?
( y. u" O) Q# B* V8 c7 N2 O$ O' gCondi: No, sir.
! V4 v+ E# M9 G" y3 hGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
7 S7 v" @% g# H" DCondi: Kofi?
' l8 u5 p5 l; wGeorge: No, thanks. . J! M, V: d6 {7 w a$ d
Condi: You want Kofi?
) _! ~% X9 }$ N3 W5 Z' e2 p' s; qGeorge: No.
5 X! t. s/ r* c* oCondi: You don't want Kofi.
$ V* l7 }$ w, h: _, FGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 9 O) d M- b3 k# `9 ~$ P
Condi: Yes, sir. % w0 b1 y; G! a7 B& T0 P& ]
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. $ R4 R) X @4 Y9 N8 _% X. `8 A
Condi: Kofi? $ G4 _8 v: j: z& m$ |- Y
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? # ^' i8 ?6 p, y) U' {, a$ K4 |* ?
Condi: And call who? ! G K0 n/ V9 Y, {
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ; y$ h+ g/ r; `* l2 ^5 `3 Y
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 J! Z7 N$ N% [+ pGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
+ {5 v/ q$ l. L& SCondi: Yes, sir. $ Z9 p" [; \7 w( Y7 j
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
0 l% Q3 d. m# p" J, b) D$ S! mCondi: Kofi. ; r4 ?5 u# O* b8 D5 o$ k% v
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* |$ l9 Z1 W6 z( l& I3 m(Condi picks up the phone.)
! u1 [6 C. D7 a: hCondi: Rice, here. + j6 b8 a" L) Q6 }8 z
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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