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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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) r0 L' E X- R; U% K1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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9 m* X. v: w: a# x2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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4 v6 k A" A' E3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? & p% r' |; v8 K! m' w' A
: N& d! N6 G2 n, i- k4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! - `- L) y. X) h* G% H( K( ^6 y2 y
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? $ p3 e& s! A/ c. g: K# M
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. & V: g1 i2 H5 S9 l3 u
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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3 h' @' N9 H0 S5 V% D. M$ L6 w: ~8. I pay your salary!
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! N& ]4 I& M% a9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ; v" l% a6 m/ [0 x ]
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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$ v+ O* j* s! p& o; _6 d' Y: E M11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 2 g: A7 C% ^* }8 ~
. E! l5 \1 Z2 @4 H12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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