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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... s$ \% G3 z, T' {% t) m/ Z; V
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: W: Q; \$ U/ [4 S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 A8 m3 q+ L- H Z z& S* a$ x9 m
( }+ U, ]* L6 }9 A2 F/ q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: l9 p( g& i7 m! @7 Z
7 E* ]5 Q5 ]7 x& }, D! G3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( s/ A* v1 r( ~" v4 Y, ? g
1 n ] Z1 \# j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# J4 X( C$ Y; E: [9 X* A* S! `1 ~
8 K* C& t6 a; S9 L6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* ~5 D: c9 t* P: ^+ p T
3 |, U4 _# n+ C3 d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 K6 b. o) g; [+ P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- a0 y/ E# F5 @8 W) {
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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: C1 {/ Y u, e2 P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.* `4 h$ @$ x; ~5 c
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12.) Super glue is forever.) ?6 i+ x2 g" R* K% ?
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ ~+ A& h0 @) e) ?
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. N8 O5 p. ?: d2 ~
5 M4 U& U+ F; w9 b2 t# e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( O- E( o, x# F. k E% |: C$ {
# S4 e! I$ M$ V2 [, l, b16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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$ `' G' g7 U' E$ W" ^9 u17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 X4 n9 N! H, M
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ l, F. }# q9 A' u2 w" Y4 ]* a
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( f3 n: K: J. J6 N' L5 s1 Y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( Y) d: w* P4 R* y1 r* r
" G ^* `2 }4 ^. k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( s; W4 P( y1 S+ X8 L8 _# G9 A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 R( y( r3 @' f$ T! I
0 H5 T Q0 Y' m! I1 a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 }9 g& k1 A- Z8 r
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 Q2 |- R: i: N
: a. _6 Z7 k [& T' z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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