Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
5 ?. l9 w/ W! z% ?0 _+ |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
- N3 N, P; i) H" ~- @- X5 ^6 V7 jThere was only one little thing bothering me...
7 X& A3 K8 P7 Z: r% @- Q; {It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. a# Y+ h# R1 r# t' p8 L7 \She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
/ I  Z$ C8 x! t1 t1 V; D' XIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# h' `+ H+ [8 e' }1 C/ J4 L+ R( eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  w# z- W; {. _, ]* h0 k! xShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* W# z* ^" c( a& MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! E% J1 ]5 M; rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 P9 ^  f5 k- w" F( GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; N+ @0 o% w* \, r. s+ _( hI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 g. @! _( V! B6 m$ F# vWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
5 o4 X7 L* L' Z" r0 V; DWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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