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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; `; Z) U5 V3 p1 N/ o
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 5 N) d( u( J8 n& H
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
7 B# r3 Q+ P/ @3 A4 N0 S! fThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & t0 ?9 C K7 R$ `
@: t0 F8 O. r7 a3 ` ^2 \6 r1 o4 TWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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, o9 C3 L! _8 m2 \9 BFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 0 x5 @' n' H+ L7 z. |$ K
5 S; @1 f5 b3 U$ bThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ! G/ U0 q. ~7 P( [
, H) B) L; P& z \9 ~& h+ V( O0 GThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! $ h8 H% g( c3 n) v
( e# K4 T, [6 Y9 `6 TFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 8 R( t- I; H7 P- X! ^+ H2 f' A2 U
# S: l' E$ c% q$ {# ?8 _3 X. YThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 9 z+ [$ {- t- R: ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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" h ?+ P/ S) ]( |2 h- R9 f% K: zSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ! r2 u! k3 s9 C
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. # Q0 S1 F+ S! ]3 f. N0 E1 ^' A3 A
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ; U, W" _. G, X% B& ?
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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" t5 M) b" b8 K9 Y) G0 U6 GLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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$ {1 j/ ~2 `9 \ E" EPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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