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# ^0 i" Z4 ^; |5 E, o l+ ZA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.6 z" S' A& h7 {7 v
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( H) K" v! S; j0 ?! |/ n9 U r
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.' M. i, g7 {7 {! [. Z4 c. w
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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2 u2 \) R9 [7 v1 JThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
( t1 G% T) m5 ^$ rThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; I# e2 b3 A$ c
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
" i) a( C; I _The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'6 g( u' D0 Q" n4 ^% Q1 B/ A
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'7 w, x( g7 U' p6 P' A3 Q
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5 J# s$ C# O' K( M'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.* H3 f( }9 w1 |0 V2 R7 w
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4 E. _- k7 i: e. ^& a'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
0 K; C. d# U! _' o PWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'6 S. K$ J/ Q2 J: s, I( \
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