 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
写给美国总统：
! W: L% W0 o: i/ N/ ]/ V8 S4 R' [, U$ ~
Dear Mr. President:* |, I9 W7 B( X& D
1 R- T d# L* w) E5 \0 P0 ?Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 k% M! |; c. B) L
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; y2 G6 S' E, _, f: \$ L( |: V1 d
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ M! P( \1 i7 S- e4 C8 m
plan.
0 [, |1 y% u8 d8 U! f/ ^( _
# e, Y& \, M4 A* _. r5 CYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; @; |6 u2 \0 v, B0 q' Z
7 z3 P; o8 q) S- J3 }3 PThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.3 ~! d$ {1 p- u8 e8 q
# O+ P1 o5 C4 Z, _* J/ C/ C
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the" `5 D( v% K- a/ R
following stipulations:
9 p; ?" @- r9 a* m1 Z3 R! M" L% V/ T' G' }2 Y
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -; I8 b# N& o [: k- |, D; w+ M4 p: o
Unemployment fixed.3 a$ T- J( k8 A) n Q# j! O
# Y a3 J" q' u8 }! I
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
+ O( i7 i8 D4 S7 Z2 { ?6 M3 VAuto Industry fixed.6 a) p9 ]2 V2 a
" i. ]8 M- p* v5 u! g/ N4 V3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
0 T1 z% a4 w' @+ D, eHousing Crisis fixed.
8 m y4 [5 ?. h
+ B5 B2 {3 X2 w8 |0 IIt can't get any easier than that!5 ]2 ^1 N6 c# g. l. P
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
8 Q) v! d( h, x" F+ pconstituent |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-8-20 07:39
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49
楼主
