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% K% R' U( I# e6 v& EDear Mr. President:6 P" ^, u7 g% Y* V
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
" o% {# _/ X/ N+ FInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
0 \' i8 G5 i" H9 Wthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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, P; b( v; t. {9 ^5 m! \: \You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 ]4 U. }1 {5 f7 Z. o- I/ j% E
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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6 m; m" I9 D- d: I+ ]: hPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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8 N# |& f$ V4 M! j. ^' J6 l2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
" ^8 ^* N3 r9 B: KAuto Industry fixed.2 ]* `, s6 | _ F$ [: J
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-! Q I& y& r( `* d. X( s6 Q; \
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!8 [# F# G0 A& P. M7 i
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their( m% z* c2 {8 `1 d) n0 `
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