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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 8 G( c$ k" P" g; {( }* r9 v I
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % _$ y5 F# w7 ]2 B; t$ U
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 ?) c& H I' Y+ z
) R3 }" a% N5 g/ o"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ o" \ V0 q6 u* w2 ?: o
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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