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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ' W% q% F3 T. n* o
5 V/ w& |+ D& q. W% T"Mary... Mary...." g* R" W3 w+ y6 |; X5 k+ O
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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/ w& t( j* o6 h# E- |9 U. P"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." : f; ]' b. |7 j u5 X
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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