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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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# }4 f$ y: m/ n) w' nA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
- J" B/ M( N+ `7 C! |9 Z$ }, s7 `3 ZThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. % ~7 D$ N6 P7 ^6 [9 L
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ( q) H6 d3 s2 k, W' ~9 e
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 7 [ w. x, y6 i. G, B
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' b/ K. V( i1 T/ B1 m7 @6 Y+ Q
2 @' s" @, ~! P" O& VOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
9 X" J, t8 V* _; @+ K, X( c! CLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 4 k4 j% K* }' d2 U
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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+ L k9 ~" Q7 \- m7 d) [+ u"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 0 ?! U: f. {& B; ^" N
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. - I. n6 `; j, I9 ]3 a
) c2 t3 [! A1 ?& T3 L+ Z8 yMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , a: S& I3 z4 J" P
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; j; |7 b/ X+ V+ n"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " |! R" X7 j6 L
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ; B. E# Y% D1 b' K) l# [, `
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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2 n" L9 X5 K3 B# i" Q, xA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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