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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 c% I! d7 b( G
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece* R# `+ g9 D# {6 _& A
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
! k' `. O$ G1 R/ D8 q6 q. ]$ ?$ lThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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$ q0 s, c& M7 v5 [7 IThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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/ U) D, g; ~- T' C4 P3 ^Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
5 e) Q) n. b% b& WLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
& s# X$ d; h5 _# i/ f1 N# RA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. I K% V X/ r"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ' z% x/ B! d, ^3 U$ r3 a' t
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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/ _' C* [* G$ cMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ! |1 }/ C" r: Z( Z" E1 y
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0 \' n# j, N8 C( o"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 4 t8 O9 S2 y8 i; |' I K
/ `& x, x" ]% kA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. # w4 C# z9 n4 t2 s6 R( t0 I" [( V
& K" G$ ^/ \) W/ A5 k"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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