酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

$ [- k, Y2 T( d& w2 t2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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' a9 w. G2 C% L7 ~4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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+ i" E. f# v- B7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


; B- a5 S. o, f, X, p: h8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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$ d6 D, X, d  A+ |  T, B9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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3 }( n0 Z# n0 R/ `12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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' N$ g6 E2 b! Z. g16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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1 k6 |' n& T0 C5 D1 _; ?7 i& R" m19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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& Z0 m, e+ K3 Z; b21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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0 y. K3 ~  ]& g5 r% E23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.