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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?# c! Z4 n$ H5 i( q( O7 S& N
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/ u& @% M1 ^1 h# z! [9 `# S$ z2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
9 K0 V( y& {; J. h---incorrectly
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0 o4 w7 _ \3 w0 {- ^' l2 G3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?6 Y+ u* l$ a4 b& G7 G
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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. z6 ?4 _, N4 U$ q% a5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?. P7 [/ o, ?3 }2 r' H: h
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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V0 f h q% ~: W; ~6 @( S7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?% a+ c* m0 E0 I ^4 H y
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& u; }; @# A! I- @ L8, Which is correct:! s" _$ f8 v0 m7 e; L' @
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
8 d9 z' _! ~# n! V* b B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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