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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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$ i) |1 a' S9 XThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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7 }8 T. L- R# GOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl! ^: i+ F5 C2 @
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 v) B1 R8 e& t' S) @
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never8 c/ r0 R; A) c$ h6 s* }
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* P; Y3 E0 L0 ~
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
2 k& j1 P- T5 C# h, O/ ^: Kall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& L& p1 t" B/ O( E9 w& V$ C
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
) }" W: S7 D$ O, W' N& Z* vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
2 V; H5 L+ n% g; W3 L% Vsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( W, H' w0 f, ^) A
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; j% y% b( k2 \0 z7 ?' V3 k1 Y
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