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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.5 Q2 _2 z! \) M' c! U/ d
, a8 p. G1 A( W2 R8 Z( yThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. r/ D: P" `* u4 ~1 E
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:# E1 Q/ f* E7 x6 o3 O
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 o6 L+ I6 A0 {6 ~3 C: ]9 H6 Q
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.# B* D- ?( o4 u
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."' D: ~$ Z4 a3 \6 Y; w9 J. @
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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