BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

/ j" H  z! @5 z- R6 o'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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3 c/ W* c/ X# @% C: V/ K: n'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

5 D7 e! a% s, V" F& j6 i0 \/ ]but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

& C' w# Y, J8 m* ~6 `I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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