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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.; W6 a: w$ w- ?6 Z) I) _- K( c
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'. [ @0 A9 q2 R) m2 x% C, J' e$ S' {
4 k! L3 R$ f1 v9 m6 NThe Cowboy says:
! i3 ^: q* O$ D: ~" R'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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$ R0 `! S6 H3 l' r- P4 T: gThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
/ C( t; g, M+ u( t+ `. J" EThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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