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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* ]; _& e. ]1 A+ `$ x$ u$ H4 y: H! h0 b
MARIA: Here it is.
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( T F9 D# ]) C8 `8 }. a$ yCLASS: Maria.4 t9 H1 {2 @: J* I) Q/ X
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & t8 `8 B+ u0 n- d1 b, `( O d6 O
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ u4 V; Y; i0 [; Z9 iGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ i r E2 ^- l+ A5 j( s
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
( n' B) y9 L4 TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ e% k2 S7 i% Q8 q1 ZTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) P7 @. J& |1 e. p& {0 }) d
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& B( F/ i% Y# U9 H3 {- i
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$ I M- Q2 t9 A) KTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! |8 R. L" U1 O2 MWINNIE: Me!
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5 {' v' ]$ r/ P3 |+ d. ]0 [TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* u; n; I6 U6 M1 a8 g1 \, S
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- ]" L3 C) T* F1 l) Q
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$ ^: D9 k. b5 g' B& c. t% f) zTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 A5 S8 _" r1 [8 MMILLIE: I is.." |. D& x! J9 B2 m# _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" ]9 @% v. v# J$ b# e6 z, `7 `
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 h. x9 F4 C) t& x8 R7 H3 `0 K
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 y1 C- ?. E' E1 u, j7 I+ z0 P( ^9 S
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' O. `7 m. ^3 @) ^$ K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) Z* Q9 o. n$ N' l
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" y4 F) V6 N {/ CTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- y+ ]4 p5 Y8 I8 M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.9 ~0 {: }; V. J/ z! p
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" h: N6 e3 W5 O9 V3 j8 {TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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