Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
# G, z7 I7 X, ^! i8 v6 tA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

- i+ E& m) Y( ?% `9 c% LQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
# N$ d! Z, m' H* T$ ~9 L1 z; sA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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0 E9 v9 M# n' E4 SQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
3 x$ C6 @( T2 o8 A0 D8 DA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; F9 |3 P2 T. V. f; mA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 F' G9 {: J+ ~  `; e4 W! S) XA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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1 i, t/ w/ }8 h) w$ M  ^7 o; h( fQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

% j$ P' _* v$ \; }. lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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