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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ' t$ y0 n* B8 {; r, h
2 S: K6 V' V3 R$ N. i7 ^George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 6 |. J. C; m+ I2 _2 s
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
1 ]' U- R4 j! ?5 LGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
+ z+ [& `+ ^6 s* C$ xCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. # S6 P& j; T" C8 c& { j8 z
George: That's what I want to know.
7 u2 l; y! L1 l1 ?! z: RCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
" Y7 |: D/ i) X5 D7 xGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
* J' a+ Y, O6 J: Q; W y( X3 M5 gCondi: Yes.
, H- C1 u( `6 Y3 ]( ~& g# iGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ v; h A d+ `2 C& K3 Z0 MCondi: Hu. 7 i! d/ U# H2 x
George: The guy in China. ! }) h6 }* X' i* O+ Y
Condi: Hu.
0 v9 p/ e/ |& g: |1 HGeorge: The new leader of China. , W9 X- [- k! V5 N8 o* F. ^2 }
Condi: Hu.
7 M: k% x/ v k' a! Q$ O( Q% |9 V2 jGeorge: The Chinaman! ) ~( {$ B. ?" o: m I
Condi: Hu is leading China.
! ` D9 l# w2 sGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ U# Y( e* E+ t8 s" @Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 @* P: a7 B6 b8 E' x7 IGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' d& H1 f9 X/ Z4 ~( q- |
Condi: That's the man's name. ' _0 o ]4 D+ @% R' r7 O
George: That's who's name?
! `7 g! g6 B0 l( l, h. _+ \( TCondi: Yes. / P9 {" a& R" d+ O: s
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 6 k: J" ?: L+ o3 R2 N$ j
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 l( P, \3 ?" u4 R$ bGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. # s; s7 ?0 T. u6 @
Condi: That's correct. / Y7 e5 i& V' N8 [
George: Then who is in China? $ S, m l0 M) @0 d8 V; D
Condi: Yes, sir.
. R, d" u0 K, ~George: Yassir is in China?
7 v) A1 v/ g8 k4 q, v2 nCondi: No, sir.
5 {% N9 Z+ u# ] X4 H; d% c% OGeorge: Then who is? 0 B1 m% R" m& v2 m, r/ S
Condi: Yes, sir.
! T) g. q( D1 H1 U% t2 eGeorge: Yassir?
% h4 T3 j. q* [* YCondi: No, sir. , |7 O8 _6 o/ x! c1 v1 i
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
" B2 o5 k: {# g3 ~" RCondi: Kofi? 0 L( V" y- x( G, S( F" W0 W
George: No, thanks. , K% y. h0 y9 L2 s) d) P
Condi: You want Kofi?
- H( u$ c7 P) k qGeorge: No. : x+ ~* Y+ h) \: g$ R% ^+ x
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 9 U/ R4 D! {( u" o
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ( }1 M5 o7 F3 V" A& _. f" m
Condi: Yes, sir. - v$ `/ Q7 q3 K8 w( ]" N
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- E9 b1 h' X" E7 n9 U2 uCondi: Kofi?
5 ~: B L7 t3 x& W. |, T) cGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? D, j) Y$ k8 E- P* L L7 X8 C' j
Condi: And call who?
: E5 N0 K1 j- T8 QGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
! s4 C: L6 I2 F( A) e! ICondi: Hu is the guy in China. + Y" j. O) N5 |9 a `! O
George: Will you stay out of China?!
6 z$ n- [7 j6 ]9 T/ D/ @/ \Condi: Yes, sir. 7 V9 {! @: r; c) u# x4 w4 f
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ W# M m: ^8 } uCondi: Kofi. . d2 ?* j1 N! v: C5 t- J
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 8 b/ {# ]) V* X" q- D* _
(Condi picks up the phone.) 6 l. F+ f6 N5 B. p; z; B5 l0 Q4 l( s
Condi: Rice, here.
+ w& y4 _. [, ^# T2 z+ Q4 uGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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