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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?   ^* a, j, ?8 e) W/ h& r) A

- n$ j! m' R. l& G  咱俩谁跟谁阿 5 T4 t' \( b0 M& N2 @7 g$ m
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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# \! [& Z" d3 ?* h4 V8 b( i  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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8 J2 S! I% o; L8 ?' M0 F3 Q  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
6 |) w$ J/ }; B+ i( U4 {# otogether up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
9 M0 }: n+ _" r# k8 O5 |- gnothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 5 p1 b* s" |" ]; q' U

$ o6 B3 o: `6 a9 I" b  6.you me you me . k) x0 T/ T8 A1 U* {2 @

6 q9 v, _0 O3 E  彼此彼此 3 D) @7 q8 q5 g" l: Y

- c  O" h/ J/ D7 Y* N% k  7.You Give Me Stop!! " @7 B" m1 r* T" p

. g, F  L% w8 q/ f' k9 H" v9 o! r  你给我站住! 2 ^0 [$ c0 u- r# o: w
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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1 o) |6 P# d' e4 E2 x  9.WATCH SISTER 9 V4 }+ Z& T$ n5 n% z

& Y+ l+ `6 {$ T- Q& y) t) B* N1 H  表妹
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% l; A- z- _2 T3 T# z  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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& i; ?0 x  t1 t  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 ) }$ T- Q, p& Q) S* ^$ |
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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) b4 C# N4 b# v  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open 4 Z0 l; r. q3 f* u0 X+ i# l5 h) T$ {# V
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  心花怒放
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6 G- a9 Q! b: J# J+ i& m  14.go past no mistake past   T5 S; z2 ]4 F( k, M+ @- U9 H
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  走过路过,不要错过
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& m  n: i- x1 J  15.小明:I am sorry! . A7 n  S1 G9 m$ ^9 ~6 S: b/ S9 |

. y7 K5 }' E! w* n* }- z8 s# I1 g  老外:I am sorry too! 5 E% H8 A7 W6 a; _. B% ~( A5 _! @
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  小明:I am sorry three! * S0 P* N4 h6 t) V
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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! C7 A$ l# y. A: ^8 P4 f$ Y# X0 o  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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' x4 I' W% G. q$ R! z  我叫李老大,今年25。 2 T0 f* t; I' X2 L; m

# ^. o1 X% B9 k- y$ `! k0 F  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。 0 ?) U' ^) q8 S8 ?! q, P
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  19.as far as you go to die   `! l( U; c" \  M5 c/ {

8 o, E" Y- j* ]9 Y  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
* F: Y' I( w$ ]: \我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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