Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:

$ C- Q' C! n( M: d1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
9 I- r( p3 h7 k: l: C- j; z# v
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  z8 ~1 Y) h& J. l* M9 i
& Z$ ^, ^- ]+ K3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

' D0 E7 K3 R7 Y0 P$ ^4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

! I  G$ W2 L& L& z5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
+ P. `7 V1 F9 |+ _
. ~/ a/ ^; U. [8. I pay your salary!
$ n- ]& v9 `' E
: }/ V, N( w7 \9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
8 n( S/ Q. R5 i! }. f
: r/ N5 y8 u, ~  v% ^! ?5 K10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
0 A2 V3 e; ]. \. a1 v  Q* v
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
& V/ _# z" R  F. |$ k0 I  j
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"