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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 - D& o( D0 x2 t8 [0 s
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 1 Q" L& j& L* m& ~& `
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 |$ p) A) ^1 B' ~6 s+ a5 H( o4 ~
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.' \3 K D- W4 V/ A
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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. D% z2 P# a. L4 B Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; @, Z/ k5 Z/ \% `7 C0 e( M
- b( o' c$ C+ S; H7 d Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.: ]$ v4 U- Q( B
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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A8 v' D. U7 G7 [8 X Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two., C+ G6 @% L8 [
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ N z! J" m; ]; g/ \0 t D- \1 S
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.9 {; O; x9 j/ [& j q/ ^% W4 e
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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0 f- W$ P+ ?# Q8 P }& m" C6 { Y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.9 ?1 r9 a |2 W2 \4 C) G
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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2 {5 l; ^- R3 c! h7 \ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.- m2 n1 [9 t, O. p" p
. \/ `( Q+ |4 m- V, v. ~; c" m4 \1 ? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& {9 c5 ]; B5 F. @+ n
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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1 o. ~: c' E, Z! I& i* ^; @ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.6 E* A" u% N T$ e. u# a8 J
/ K O% G. x, `. ^, Z" O+ H 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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" K! d; r" C2 Z5 w# v, X “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 K" _. @3 S0 x$ c* X5 K5 ?
B" }' b u3 k f: v q1 ~7 R 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- S0 V1 ~. @" f
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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% R# I& i4 p Y; @ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( D) p. \& s# l
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, T1 c& A5 ^) G9 C- ^- r2 Z
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: S9 p1 y' d x! d# `9 `- o
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.% m6 T; Z4 B% }9 @1 t
; P) F2 ]7 W; C7 y. D1 t! P 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 w# M9 [ \6 M5 W: N( b
& j& E- N8 L* [6 ]7 g# s5 k2 I The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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