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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! ^7 e1 C2 b+ |6 m
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 V0 ?0 y O9 M# I: @6 d3 Y v+ l
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.) b7 v9 @6 E2 e( e9 ]
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
, c+ N& Q, ?; E1 xThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ r5 }( `6 C% v5 ?8 c+ [
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, X! S0 F- y( s1 [ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 w0 d6 C- e9 @* W- ~# Y/ ?% K3 ZThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'3 z3 v; w8 x: a, `: j
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0 E4 t- p5 H. r2 qThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. t' {# T" e7 C7 X
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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/ u Q% Z: J2 E'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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