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写给美国总统：. W( [% X0 k7 Z; v
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Dear Mr. President:% ]" t) z' S- G8 x9 J
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
+ |$ C% t3 k% g3 d3 mInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
T6 L. U C r5 h+ Z V4 D [( Kthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following. ~& M2 \9 A9 x) a; i/ b
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:. W. V5 ?& I" G8 K6 P9 k o
7 y) s& Z# h! z0 \: _# }There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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; ]) f2 T/ y h" HPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
+ w( k# R4 q" E4 J! I1 Z) j, vfollowing stipulations:( K3 ], j: o q1 J4 g. S" u4 v
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -+ D; ~) a% v, ]$ W- {9 e/ r( f
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-2 k5 F6 J' N2 c
Auto Industry fixed.
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! b* z3 y% G0 [. X( C3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- ~2 j+ h8 j8 W9 X
Housing Crisis fixed.5 H1 m6 b5 p$ [& Q+ M
! b+ ^: ]3 f8 N7 I. `It can't get any easier than that!
s0 h' l' q8 e- z# a. o: hIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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