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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) ^$ B% B- ?' v8 M) L- t7 t
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander# ?7 Y8 f- @: n
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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5 R5 U# v) q2 n5 \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.) S. X( d% D9 E; ^" ?' b
# v# l+ Y$ }* p* IPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: v/ [3 x! |/ w8 x
following stipulations:8 Q4 F2 a; e$ u) s/ s8 K7 N
; ^* Z" s; O( ~$ p/ C: y+ Y4 _1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. t( Z1 z# b. @* S/ K4 Z
Unemployment fixed.
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4 P( K0 d5 z) N, I2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
* L; X& T" O: TAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
5 N. f/ o K0 M3 t+ P0 ~ l" DHousing Crisis fixed.
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- \& O2 A; n% k/ C3 D$ bIt can't get any easier than that!
# k: T6 l0 R) J( \4 M* s( BIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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