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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. , \1 K# S; O% g- y+ d5 k9 N, H6 Q4 p
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"Mary... Mary...." # p) x$ v7 e1 I8 l2 e( t, B
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"Is that you Fred?" - e6 F' P6 ?4 U, Y& o9 v
9 ]6 e" \$ t3 S5 z$ i"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." : L; ~" l1 k; G `
/ ]4 d# t# P* T: M) c5 M- Y Z"What is it like?" / ]* D" z7 ?- l& z
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ k; Z6 N& h# Z1 t, ~
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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