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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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* _; ~8 t2 `' g% u" C5 r"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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5 q4 j9 W8 F' ]4 A& f& C! `"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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! `) a' C9 j4 ?7 B6 l6 Y! E' Y"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " k/ S" r' x- D1 k1 h3 G! K- q
( K# [0 V2 {' ]7 L3 d"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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