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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。4 n m4 ~0 d0 n1 ~, F
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece& J$ N; \4 p3 h5 m
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. % @+ {3 p! @9 t- p9 I7 ~
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! I* B* ]4 u% ~; s3 L" T) N1 {
3 ?7 Y# u7 _) V! O' oThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 6 U7 X. I6 i7 W7 k a0 d# d
8 u- R N3 S& j) HThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' m2 V: K+ `) W( G$ D; g
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
6 B6 x8 a6 [: |( X" B9 t$ H6 pLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
R1 Z( a9 p5 q3 c8 f) D3 ?A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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8 a" W* Z @" [- ?9 q% L"But it's not for me to question his story. . C2 z3 Q) ?" o# y$ ^6 h2 p; d
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 4 H# a k+ u# f7 s
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , Z9 T+ v- F/ @% p9 \: O8 R Q) f
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5 ]2 m$ E4 v) O; x, A- A, B"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. , c. z) P, e: X9 e3 s h
9 O; c/ ~' m" k! M: x- \" p9 |* I9 C+ i( w"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." - }1 b" \& S5 l; }/ L' K8 Z
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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. ^1 {- v0 v# C: TA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. . i- M% e) D' H- L& j! `: H
) L* {' O- M# O3 G"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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