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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. - g, v! s' G7 T" g2 c
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. : i: Q1 N# Q4 G0 }8 N6 Z
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. # h' Y8 s' g3 Q! _# P9 [
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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: N" V Z* w3 |( eOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
* n+ I% x* X) [- J D! q* bLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
6 w4 B0 J5 N- p ?) fA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ' J h1 ~. ?* a& f$ U
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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$ n" d% u" u/ H3 N+ S# H! v. w8 c8 a"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." - B1 f5 i. x. H9 s5 M
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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i4 ]/ }2 }$ w! G: S6 nMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. - A9 w* R8 V" G# U0 V
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( W* z ]( P+ S" K5 z2 i Q) ["It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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. O2 E" v- P5 D8 Q7 E6 G ?, r"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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: v0 w! S- h2 c% mHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - k' T. c5 f- G5 O0 f! a
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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^' q" a5 y8 R"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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