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Spring is officially coming today!
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' `& x' c/ h! DThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!: x- S7 h1 n% x+ Z+ T
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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) V0 Q. S- ^* [. [ e) B: ^So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.; x, z' ]# o- D. ~# L9 Y4 ]( s
' V* k2 a' {/ |( Q* {The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."( V0 M V4 m* h2 S2 b
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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& E y- {% d8 H5 fThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% t B& Z% h- P
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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% ]4 k1 m U( _: k0 m3 dThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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