酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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  A% z5 _' |+ d+ }8 P* [& |5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


" d5 H1 y" Z4 c7 Q/ F6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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( W  N5 a, b( r$ e11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


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% |+ x# C/ Y3 P9 H0 Y4 Q16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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( k8 ~4 n% K1 ?% ]18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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/ S" P/ ]* V- R9 h- D  [6 ]23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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1 q/ O6 W) K1 d: ]+ F) n+ @24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.