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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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- h# x, u! f& _& G 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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p# N+ |" a, z; Y: Z) h One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 Z" D# P9 |7 a" V& W
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 q) }/ U4 o( U. \ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( }- y5 j5 g0 I" G
$ r2 ~3 K/ `/ P( N8 \ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 P# L( o. ~0 S5 | 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 , p: q6 u$ S6 m7 y
; r' Y& r8 |5 T- j- U- i7 ? Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 9 i& p& j9 r6 h$ i0 A
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 V' q0 L- l _5 s6 E5 `
8 k, [7 i8 n, [( j& n0 @: X o1 O( z The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
' M5 h8 L4 {. V/ L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) f2 c. w% @2 K/ I
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 u) v8 n4 y; ~( o 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ) h1 |' z- c& v$ w
: W. K( l1 F5 y6 N7 a ? Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " Z8 V e+ T5 U7 c4 a8 ~. A* p3 ~
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 N z$ k) T; k# h( h' D L+ S
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; g, _+ W) \. Q, k$ R8 Q" t& a+ z
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : X3 D, Y: c$ D" x: V
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 y+ v8 a% Y. R% O) E
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: [/ ~/ U. r6 |0 v0 b% w "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - Q+ `; F- o1 f: v. R
+ F! d, C: p D: ?) o5 P There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
. ?' Z% R! o K( r5 E 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. / h7 h# ~4 D7 K @& r% d3 [
. \7 _2 }1 a$ F; _+ Z, s6 t "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" s0 G# y' [# p- @ {8 d+ r 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 Q8 k2 {( `: c' t. P3 |# E6 h 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 6 M* e& c5 T8 x5 V/ C' X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 4 P1 [; W# ]- j& _0 I
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! + m( N: _. O( X# F# I
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ' {' u0 d/ M- W$ p* u
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
. Z; e1 p4 f- h1 v: i' s- J' _ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 Z* @, N& d, F& U The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , `* c+ a( G8 ], S4 k7 h4 B
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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