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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. - H) J; v0 P7 H- T& c
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 1 Z* u% l; ]8 ^, t& V1 P
% v) O: y4 n/ V, l2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' G! [; B* T* j( [ l' a
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " V- S' q1 T, v+ h: L
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 6 a, }* r, J) H, @: Y
* I3 F- m) B( K) r" i4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : r7 e/ n" y8 z; s/ M
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 s) Z Q4 `! i, `. y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- A* U4 V) {5 g- _2 E; V 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 2 H7 k$ v3 X+ J- u Q
2 \- Z' i% h: O: l* L! n; s7 B6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 r$ x; Y. @: D2 }
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % c6 r0 H' }: l! P6 O- K7 A. C
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 F* m$ _( P0 M: P7 k5 R0 t
7 a1 g, ~6 D C* I3 Q8 W6 r" o 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 g! X# J6 |. ? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. , {7 V& Z9 e2 p# K- M
0 i7 H- I& j% K, q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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