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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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- j0 s3 s+ q( u7 @* x5 BA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ! L+ f( ?4 I( U; M2 Y# S0 a1 X# x7 N
+ F; A8 l* h/ a8 N7 K" B Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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" i' S) s- T, K8 D3 P6 O, [ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 2 B9 t- A& M/ ~" Z9 {
7 R% G( v% j( q3 T; w! Q Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. % ^% I: k9 f: x( f# t5 y$ J' D5 I
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8 q- k7 y6 h. ?$ Y, r3 s( s1 I: t He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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2 K) ?& r; Z2 | Her and says,
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 4 n, \8 O1 Q7 A( \ d5 i" o5 H
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) a( a# K2 ~2 w
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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