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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" h+ K N* ~9 y" QThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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" Z7 k S0 W7 C; kOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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! I1 `" {0 a" W- g9 Idancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, N: Q6 H. t0 V9 d0 u$ _3 khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
# @& ~8 m) T7 V9 iget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had+ q% f1 O1 R5 Z3 f- W. `
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; z; s! w" f, K, `
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had7 f- l, v& j ~0 d
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# c3 b" c5 l+ o3 W* ~; E& Tsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 W4 m3 \7 [4 B& s% B1 G9 @
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!6 }' {; X, ~: |0 i1 K3 X
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