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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.- ]6 l1 \3 S$ f& K
8 ~0 p6 U0 @- i v# XThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.6 p- i) A: _- p
% J' n+ f; h+ V, v- S4 e8 ?$ l$ {; NThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.( `2 g: C4 Y2 V- \( G4 q8 f
0 v, }1 H4 v. w2 |. fThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:0 V, L7 A' i) b7 W1 H% V/ A
0 ]* I4 X, C2 U# M- s h1 HWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.; w" g8 D5 M8 t' B
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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1 x- X9 }7 M/ [4 p5 r* w- Y1 f7 {BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."7 A7 o" y; C* H
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