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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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2 `! y* {: q: Q: A g; V'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'1 n2 E) s% t& A' R# q
% F; E$ I) I: Z/ s'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* L s' p& x0 p; T' X/ b7 ~, h$ R
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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- N* c8 m: _3 A, O- W) C2 |, I'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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