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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
, j6 O" ^" H5 Q! @+ zAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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5 F3 M; D+ b, D( m0 _- ZThe Cowboy says: ) r5 w' i1 H; r$ p
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 L) J2 r$ j& P7 K+ |
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 L$ p# ?% s V y! d+ [
8 ^- T% z5 M3 n2 u* d8 M+ A; yThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
( ~; W% E# e. p0 Q) J4 C$ \Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 {6 U& w6 i8 J, L# d9 h: b
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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$ W1 P' n0 y5 p) }% h% ~- ySon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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