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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ ]4 N8 h8 m& f4 M4 c# @MARIA: Here it is.
D6 f. y$ Q% m0 u1 c& MTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ w S5 F: s5 D9 T. }6 S5 K4 }
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ j b" N% T. S3 v
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$ T) V- h2 L o* i! t7 D2 `TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( i, U+ r6 J; r% t0 a6 S
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'4 s P6 }5 x* k$ \& `. `) n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& [- Z/ {- k3 M4 e. }. n( UGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 P& y! O+ B$ T
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 M, i; X4 [2 {DONALD: H I J K L M N O.( P" m( G* k1 M/ D; F
TEACHER: What are you talking about?/ ~) Q' S, x" U- P
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; d, |; y/ o' [) ^- I* FWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
E. G x! a) ]7 {GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ w; m6 S/ D9 G2 |TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 g% B$ F4 u3 z Z1 ~, Y
MILLIE: I is..
3 x8 x: O+ J6 k; I4 S. N( [+ ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. z5 D2 L# O& c2 Y# |MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 A) X7 x6 W% e+ Q$ T9 _
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 M1 }2 Y7 l" _( {6 J
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! p2 f, n# z7 w$ M- q+ jSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. H& q4 Q/ }9 K- r
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1 D/ Y8 }; S1 M% w& Z1 R9 U, `TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& k: @' ~ @3 ~) Q3 A! ~4 YCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 W, Y* Q# H. \; h4 D- r
HAROLD: A teacher / |& D% Y2 b* a9 H8 F$ p! n, l
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