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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. - F; ^% D& M ~+ F- A
1 x3 R; J7 Y) UJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”( l% ]5 @. Q/ D% x4 }
$ t4 g; R' q9 K5 i p7 O”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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* j3 k. P* \! Q/ r z. a5 _+ h4 @The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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