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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
1 Q, ?2 ?' ^, W. L. b r+ d- L' BA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 g# ^! h3 l4 _+ [8 s4 x+ t2 y7 w When you are done you will have a place to live.
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* e) P- R" `6 K" K- u; x: YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?% |) o2 ^" }% c7 e1 z7 _
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- I0 l; V0 i, I0 X. pA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.8 L, \0 o1 `1 {
3 D( o+ _7 N1 P8 rQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
2 K% g$ V- z/ w% j: SA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.7 F( T `" Y2 c) C4 J' @
3 @' j% d. f6 P" ~: ?8 N* s) p& TQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?. `3 x7 K! o4 \/ ~- s l4 A4 p
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 S3 A) P1 M1 ?2 S0 I
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
* O, k, P: K7 @- J0 @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.9 {8 Y8 ^3 O F$ w" |6 ?. S1 y7 \6 ^
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! Z! W, Y% b( Z) i5 S0 b
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 C5 g% h& P2 \' N
A: "I remember these." |
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