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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . u) g# Z, F% e# m
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 J0 ` v* V6 W- v# `
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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, k6 }! w2 K: C7 zIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 1 F8 H8 ]# V/ u$ Q" Z. C4 `
6 ?, C4 {: t/ A8 P0 H3 O7 MOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. + o1 X6 L; D; G5 c! |
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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