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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; \7 [! N( M6 H5 S6 ~$ aCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 D0 A, b$ ^( j; |7 J6 _
George: Great. Lay it on me.
7 f( x0 g0 H9 y- r; R4 h7 KCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. $ b1 w# t- A# u; ]' A% t
George: That's what I want to know. ' G9 t# W! X j6 y4 R
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 w: P3 f/ W" {! h6 m7 o7 ?George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ) H' X* `; a- }9 J8 P" S( j
Condi: Yes. $ G9 @6 y- r) I( V w
George: I mean the fellow's name.
) D/ i6 _5 C: k+ sCondi: Hu.
( ~7 }, B1 C4 J8 d' k( ]5 `; ] mGeorge: The guy in China. 0 g) X- M' X/ `: y& B- J [7 f
Condi: Hu. 6 l. H \4 |6 I) P# ^( ~8 W9 i
George: The new leader of China. ; k% ^8 E0 W1 X' Z9 u
Condi: Hu. # A+ b! \# W# G
George: The Chinaman!
% T2 l3 F7 M+ F* D3 fCondi: Hu is leading China.
$ u6 p3 u( W2 e( M2 kGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 7 w) ~0 G k" D! U
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ; M1 g/ t2 x7 |2 E6 H
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
3 O" p' x0 J% B: A$ P* y7 K( qCondi: That's the man's name. # C5 n- [7 G' S4 g9 J( \* @3 A* _
George: That's who's name? " W+ v7 p7 U5 Y2 `& h
Condi: Yes. - m9 S/ g Q2 d4 B) s0 a
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 2 m) A0 y4 d) ~$ j
Condi: Yes, sir. ' U; |$ N: I9 ^0 Z! {* D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 0 U5 V' H! ?' [5 A! C. L& W
Condi: That's correct. 1 v8 n4 q0 a! B# a! V4 v; m7 ]
George: Then who is in China?
- X9 T+ @9 b* ]2 JCondi: Yes, sir. 2 s: ?* }( p8 v) ~8 m
George: Yassir is in China? / m$ V8 R; |9 _. [' a) _. M) ^
Condi: No, sir. 5 `: t" K1 E2 v
George: Then who is? ) }" n9 O) C6 N6 n1 u. e
Condi: Yes, sir. : v) e+ G. j- X" Q% [
George: Yassir?
+ y/ \: C* a+ d+ b; Y3 \Condi: No, sir. ' Q. ?! t2 E# z$ m( f+ Z' [0 p
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. L; W, x5 E* A/ Q
Condi: Kofi?
1 ^. o' G7 ]9 K7 ^" U5 W. x6 ^George: No, thanks. / {$ ^3 }8 i5 L6 C
Condi: You want Kofi? " C" J! |; X2 b j X3 ]
George: No.
3 s' `. F1 U' K( s, P* D) hCondi: You don't want Kofi. ( ~% m2 P. W: H7 ^, z$ ^( L; d" I
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
4 L- y; H$ h/ C0 wCondi: Yes, sir.
1 B" G3 g8 c$ m* E# |George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. % [+ a; V! o5 z3 \& |1 g) l* e
Condi: Kofi?
: Q2 g* L! i! N3 o/ b2 U* cGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 V+ f! [% g( {" f5 g& Z' v
Condi: And call who?
0 u( F4 N* b! y# e' nGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? * d9 A2 f! r9 h: R# ~
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 5 U6 F: ^) S2 {' v2 n7 p
George: Will you stay out of China?!
+ p+ B, M; K; D% @, }' W- M$ @( tCondi: Yes, sir.
$ E9 @% {* k$ u* E1 w [George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. . ^" p& M( u0 x1 q( n# q
Condi: Kofi.
9 u% j- S( v/ P# s6 W% zGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 0 i$ w' N* M% E; b. y1 |/ {
(Condi picks up the phone.)
h8 k: j' V1 ^Condi: Rice, here.
6 k- }* z4 _7 n- Q" n& @$ D" FGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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