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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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6 G$ U0 T! U3 D' m) N  two who and who? / q" \. B! E3 c8 [. Y
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 5 b1 z" ?5 f2 B" i/ H  b' j

+ B+ x0 V4 u" k: T  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? ) N8 G6 Q; G! n; f
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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7 i8 K0 T$ L" B  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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$ c& i# E- g2 l2 d8 c# a+ K2 N  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
& d% [1 a& R7 n, I5 }0 Y6 Y$ M* A* Stogether up ! 1 @: _; B# R/ u8 ?& |' k4 i9 J

; v0 t$ N/ P; k* ~% r6 A  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!   j( S7 V' v. S" O  Z  U0 v

  _' M3 H: d; H7 n' Q  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
5 d4 E% T: n) Y. I9 b* ]2 Fnothing to say,go home!!
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1 L7 l; X- d8 y8 L2 }/ D  N: s  有事起奏,无事退朝 ; z; f+ G& q0 l& f

; b. r' n. K* {  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此
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! B1 [& x7 Z$ J+ y- J7 d6 m  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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; i- W2 d0 Q+ W% |% a5 j* ~" I  8.know is know noknow is noknow * K  q& v( E. A0 H, n* D

2 l! [* f/ b  I. c; e2 Z  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER   M: X0 Y  ~7 f. n' A3 A

1 n$ w2 @8 A/ p$ M  F: o& q  表妹
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% W1 [' V! q! f0 z  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 , C: ~7 V4 V6 G* x5 A5 `: S
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  11.American Chinese not enough 8 I9 h* w1 j0 U" z6 p2 P7 |! Q
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  美中不足 ; \/ R9 ~' V. a% p# k

* b& n' ^$ z1 Z& c1 q$ _( N  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述 2 X5 N* m6 i& D1 y6 d

" ?+ N5 w9 w3 ?- J, D* x  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放
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9 W1 K8 ^' j4 z: S; c  14.go past no mistake past 4 c/ p0 ^, p; D/ d) U

3 m7 m4 y  E& @  Q2 T8 u+ w  走过路过,不要错过 8 F1 J! D$ m3 M" d! d. P

: r! `4 v1 q" ~, H2 o+ z  15.小明:I am sorry! 0 M. S& `% C& m/ z; T6 X5 o

6 |1 `. B  a% K5 V' N1 ~  老外:I am sorry too! % n' T6 [$ \& _- _

  ?5 g1 D/ }7 v' V) l  小明:I am sorry three! 3 H7 ]/ y1 E1 L0 C

& P% U% \9 t8 S( X. I( _  老外:What are you sorry for? 4 y" q' D6 _5 c+ s' |

* B( F' T* i& g  S  \% |. l  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条 ( T- I( l, s/ N, n9 ^- V! R% R$ n
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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: e- d6 p+ t' [  18.you have two down son。 * k* K1 E+ v& D7 g7 d

& s$ S  f( \! ~  你有两下子。
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, T0 X8 Z& j, P- Y4 R+ e  19.as far as you go to die
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& H& u% B) G, t+ s  有多远,死多远!!!! : ]$ l* w  [1 t- X5 S
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn " ~( |6 K; W& L4 ~. b) w) u8 H
my face.
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~% e/ }, R0 Z8 j  J% n: U5 I" k
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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