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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 + O% d" _4 L! G
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
* I. ?+ ]' F! |+ N0 y Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.( Z1 s. U! N* {" d
! t6 J3 G& i! p; o1 Y _" \6 v 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. m4 w# g' ]# U
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.4 d6 z- j7 S$ f& q/ N7 q, Y# ~5 V2 h
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% }, i3 z9 ?) o: A# N
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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, x2 k6 _& {5 G/ \6 f, ^ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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! O+ m8 g) f5 F. D Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.: A) T" w! c* Y- h9 i
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# x) ], a$ I D
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.) Z9 @* A) A- v) g: U
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- i% W) N- A3 w( W$ ?7 u
8 k% r6 |, v7 A5 _* e- n& u Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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3 S b" T9 a5 j 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. T2 ^1 R W. w! Y
! ~8 M& t* N7 b q The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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# b6 \; o. r1 X2 e 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 v: ~7 ^; |8 W/ O( Z5 q
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.: D& Q% F. u" u3 {/ H4 D
6 g; b3 a o+ R! x6 [' c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。2 T: ~" h4 q. m5 ?$ H/ F' z# h
8 b8 c- `7 p; @ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.9 L$ [, X/ X! I) t3 {3 r) ^* t0 \
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 V1 H% w3 L7 m/ |' [
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 e" E$ K+ Q* C2 J; o/ H
7 r8 ?1 g. l) C& B4 g Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.1 p9 M8 i. I8 Q6 }, n6 [ y
4 d- ~ g& {: b5 ^' {5 |2 d# b 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! @5 Y1 a/ A' k/ p; b- _! P$ d9 B
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep." p7 S! F) n0 j; R9 ]" `$ i# y0 U
( A8 A) d3 U8 G1 p; { f “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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6 w: G; { a8 F: H There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.7 H7 A8 M0 W( U; i$ b& I
+ F! \4 l2 v! o" U k' v 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?- |8 M7 ?$ g# q* H% D! e
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 B( V; E9 B$ v
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!: _6 I, P& a# P7 s' a9 y
. S, D5 k" a% |7 p& Y3 i9 z 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 d& H: T ^' W+ _) f5 c. A! k
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& {0 D" P. k( c
2 c# f7 q5 _; v When two’s company, three’s the result!0 R( `" T/ B2 c( ?% S; Q3 d+ [
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2 l, B$ H9 L* j* {& p
0 E0 {5 L: s. @' y7 Y1 ~ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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, |, L2 R% B0 s5 W! i& C% L! t 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( e/ c; |1 I1 `4 N( X
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.- X( y; ?. u& ~1 `
$ l' ?- h/ B2 S The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn., V* c1 _- w. E" ?( ^6 h9 }( B0 Y
" R- _; V% P5 t3 U( \2 h, x" y4 H: [8 e 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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