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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.' E c: c1 u& B+ q
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N1 T7 k: [ i# n9 t) H/ zThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a D: ?0 J! a: G- G0 P' A& L3 L
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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9 c( e# ]% c4 O$ g! K) wWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.7 D. S1 E3 x" A# o' |( f
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; x+ F+ K& q* R% l$ ]
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$ u2 M G) @: Q1 @ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.: O |# ^5 `, v6 C% u3 _9 \
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'( T5 N, d3 H; ]8 R% }6 O
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.4 X; v \. ~0 E* `8 m
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 3 L- m5 B3 @0 S7 k5 p
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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