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Dear Mr. President:! H0 x _: G& \- S" j$ V z, n
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
& ~+ f7 `" {, K, p. J* i3 vInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander. t M1 C: f: e2 ~4 ?' e( P3 W9 a
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following2 {) A0 A+ Y" s1 f
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+ G9 p! K: _: Y$ uYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 t* z* {$ O2 a# W8 ~
3 O g5 X$ X/ E4 v* E- kThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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1 w" }9 L" x9 l) u; @/ M3 X: O- IPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- p: f" B; o+ M5 T
following stipulations:( ^& m* z* F0 n6 C, H
+ M: P4 K3 J7 t1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
: a0 T( X5 Y+ n; ~# p$ fUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' M6 r* ]4 u0 P7 B* T; C1 E; U
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ Q3 s- z% D( F; L. G( l- g
Housing Crisis fixed.3 y) Z0 \5 K8 c2 j9 `
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It can't get any easier than that!
* z& ]- [* A' k5 ?+ X: }If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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