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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 3 z# {8 F7 m8 o# N% H
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"Is that you Fred?" ( n5 Y8 V ?. t- C8 p/ ]5 z$ H
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 1 B* k g) |& |6 O$ H
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"What is it like?" * Q1 ~7 n! e1 p( c, l
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / i4 X& [' e4 }
# j# X Z) p0 @" _"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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