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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 2 X7 p0 G: T3 z, d
- S7 o, v% x C, l# B0 ]"Mary... Mary...." 2 [+ C: H* j! D( m" S% @ N
3 D$ n( f/ J. _8 A"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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! ^* q' y. c# D1 i"What is it like?" ( Z. }; d: c* K( d8 H/ Y+ N8 n. I9 h
) J/ f' P1 r* }1 {, w1 z, N"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ( @. C3 U7 m: f3 m, u
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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